Ninety-five Theses, or why BeachyBoy50 doesn't deserve to be the Pope in the name of our Lord Mineta

Here i'll put my theses on why BeachyBoy50 got the religion of Mineta all wrong. Since 95 is too much and our Lord appreaciates laziness, i'll reduce it to only a few:Our Lord and Master Minoru Mineta, when He said "We'll save the boobs for later, just this one time", willed that the whole life of believers should be perversionThe pope (BeachyBoy50) does not intend to remit, and cannot remit any bans other than those which he has imposed either by his own authority or by that of the laws of /r/BokuNoMetaAcademiaTherefore those preachers of upvotes are in error, who say that by the pope's orders a man is freed from not getting upvotes, saving his post from dying in new.Followers of Mineta are to be taught that the pope does not intend the buying of upvotes to be compared in any way to works of mercy.Followers of Mineta are to be taught that the pope's calls for action are not useful, if they do not put their trust in them; but altogether harmful, if through them they lose their fear of the Banhammer.The true treasure of the Church is the Most Holy Hentai of the glory and the grace of our Lord and Saviour MinetaHe who speaks against the truth of apostolic upvotes, let him be anathema and accursed!To think the papal calls for upvotes are so great that they could absolve a man even if he had committed an impossible sin and violated the Mother of our God Mineta — this is madnessIf, therefore, calls for upvotes were preached according to the spirit and mind of the pope, all these doubts would be readily resolved; nay, they would not exist.And thus be confident of entering into hentai heaven rather through many tribulations, than through the assurance of peace.THUSLY I PROCLAIM THAT THE HUNGER OF UPVOTES OF OUR POPE IS HERESY, AND MUST BE ELIMINATED, IN ORDER TO FREE THE CHURCH OF MINETA OF CORRUPTION AND FILTH.PRAISED BE MINETA, DOWN WITH THE UPVOTE-WHORE! via /r/ChurchOfMineta

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