The Hentai Loving Turtle (woozers)


Hey, I'm back with another weeaboo story..... No, it's not Triceratops, it's a different person, who's also my friend?? I'm not sure? i'm gonna call this person Ninja Turtle, (coz he reminds me of one). let the stOries commence!! Ninja Turtle is a clowning around kinda guy, he makes a lot of jokes, and will probably always make you laugh. But i'm pretty sure he's also a big weeb. I'm not sure if he was serious in any of these stories, but sure hope not xD, dang if he was, than this would be oohsbbjsjam. Story 1: This was a while ago, but me and my friend was walking to school, when Ninja Turtle caught up to us. We all talked about random crap, then he asked if i knew what a geisha was. I said that i don't really know. He replies with, "why don't you know, aren't you japanese" and that made my friend mad. My friend told him that i'm not japanese, that i'm chinese, and we just walked on. Okay, not a big deal, people make mistakes, but keep this story in mind. Story 2: Okay so in our class we had a project. I was grouped up with my friend, Ninja Turtle and this other girl. We'll call this girl Lime pie. So my friend, Lime pie, and i were all discussing who does what parts, and while we were doing that, Ninja Turtle kept saying(moaning) inappropriate sayings in japanese, i can't remember any, but Lime pie told me one word meant 'don't stop'. He kept doing that for a while, and after, he stops and asks if he gives me a hundred dollars, would i draw him some hentai, to which i said fuck no. He kept moaning inappropriate shit, and he kept asking me how to say things in Japanese, i said i'm not japanese, he clearly forgot when i told him last time, but it was okay, people forget things, but it wasn't okay for him to just assume things. Lime pie kept telling him to stop saying those things, and he said that, Lime pie's friend told him to, (Lime pie's friend is actually japanese, so i just can't help but think about what other crap Ninja Turtle has spewed out to her). So we just continued on, but he still insists that i draw him hentai, whICH I WILL NEVER DO. Story 3: This isn't much of a story, but when school ends, he would occasionally follow me and say random japanese words, and recently about three days ago, he kept asking if i was in the wukan clan?? i dunno how to spell that. I didn't know what it was, but i didn't to say yes to some possibly gross things, so i just kept saying no. I should probably search up what it is xD. after thoughts, he was probably joking in all of these stories, but who knows? welp, this is the story of Ninja Turtle. I might write about another story, or i might not, who the heck knows xD. via /r/weeabootales https://www.reddit.com/r/weeabootales/comments/8cbdl5/the_hentai_loving_turtle_woozers/?utm_source=ifttt

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