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Are Traps Gay (Warning: Nuclear Bombs Detected)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: do you watch animeStranger: noYou: the last guy didYou: he was sad that I didn'tStranger: i hate anime hahaYou: I asked him if he likes hentai babes and he leftStranger: HAHAHAStranger: you are female?You: so wanna talk about something?You: yeahStranger: haha yeah let’s talkYou: I'll give us a discussion starterYou: are traps gayStranger: ??You: hotly debated issue online :xStranger: so you are gay?You: ???You: no?Stranger: NOTHING FORGET THATStranger: hahahahaStranger: jkYou: are you a gril tooStranger: nopeYou: okayStranger: i’m male, 19 yearsYou: I'm 25Stranger: you are my lucky person because you are the first woman i foundYou: I think that makes you the lucky one? XDYou: and not just because I'm a womanYou: but tbh, this feels kinda ickyStranger: maybe, both are luckyYou: like, you're practically a kidStranger: yeah, i’m a kid :(Stranger: you know why i’m here, right?You: I could be teaching your 201 college classesStranger: teach me everythingYou: okay, let's start with philosophyYou: are traps gayStranger: hahahahaStranger: traps gayYou: why are they gayYou: what does gay meanYou: what does trap meanStranger: i think gay people need attention, and a hug :(You: what does are menYou: what does what meanYou: what does mean meanStranger: what does does mean?You: beat me to that one... x3You: so why do you think gay people need thatStranger: hahahaha ;)Stranger: because isn’t normal for meStranger: man, with womanStranger: woman, with manYou: being smart isn't normal eitherStranger: no moreYou: normal doesn't mean goodStranger: teach me how to kiss youYou: can you think of something else?Stranger: yeah, i’m horny lolYou: still doing philosophy, and you know, this is really helpful experience for youYou: to learn how to interact with womenYou: you can't just ask for a kiss right off the batYou: you have to warm up those overiesStranger: so i’ll ask you, wanna sexchat with me? :(You: you don't just walk up to a woman and ask for sex :JStranger: but in omegle it’s different hahahYou: at least, a woman who ain't a skankYou: and a thotStranger: i love youYou: what do you mean by the word youYou: what do you mean by the word loveYou: what do you mean by the word IYou: =3Stranger: that you, are physically youuuStranger: like personYou: you don't know my physical self yet so how can you love itYou: or have any feelings about it at allStranger: but i’m interestedStranger: are you slim or fat?You: you're interested in knowingYou: I do squats in the gymStranger: yeah that tooStranger: so you have good bodyStranger: so here it’s the deal..You: by what standard of goodYou: what do you mean by the word goodYou: what is goodStranger: good, beauty, excellent, perfect, not badStranger: the deal isYou: these are all subjective termsStranger: give me your snap, send me nudes and then let’s talk about all you want all nightStranger: about termsStranger: and weird wordsStranger: <3You: ah, but stranger, you misunderstand somethingStranger: what?You: you think you're in a position to make demands... you're not. I'm the one who has something you want, therefore I have the power. :JStranger: i’m making a deal, not demandingStranger: :(Stranger: plssss i’m horny, you are my queenYou: very well, I'll make you a counter offerYou: impress me with philosophical discussion and I'll let you know meStranger: okay, and if i do it good, you will help me with my hot status?You: I'll do something, but I don't have control over how you feel about it of courseStranger: what you will do?You: you see, all of human civilization is an elaborate mating ritualYou: society, technology, architectureStranger: (btw my sexual fantasy and fetish are older woman)You: all displays of intelligence to impress womenStranger: alright let’s do itYou: so, are traps gayStranger: what do you mean with traps gay?Stranger: everywhere?Stranger: right now?You: traps, as in males pretending to be females, or who are feminine enough to be mistaken for females without even tryingYou: gay, as in is it gay for a male to get with a trapStranger: males pretending to be females just need a change of 180° in lifeStranger: that’s why they make trapsYou: what do you mean, what kind of changeStranger: but there is another kind of that, male that isn’t gay but have feminine actitude, that is what confuse the societyStranger: change...You: ah but we've already established this is about males getting with trapsStranger: kind of change in life, they want to be a girl, how they can get that feeling?You: traps don't necessarily want to be girls. some do, but some are perfectly happy with their maleness.Stranger: yeah but we are talking about 4% of that kind of gay maleStranger: around all the worldYou: they may like a more feminine aesthetic and have a more feminine personality but consider that part of their male identityYou: we're talking philosophy not statisticsStranger: totallyStranger: you say a word very importantStranger: “identity”You: so if a trap doesn't want to be female, why should they change?You: if they're happy with who they are, why changeStranger: because they want to feel the change, to get acepted in societyYou: do you hate bald people?Stranger: they are happy, but society notStranger: nahYou: people used to hate bald people. society overcame their perception of bald men and accepted them. if it's about society accepting them, society can just accept them, because traps will always exist.You: and who is anyone to say that traps are wrong or inferior in any wayStranger: yeah but here exist a world of difference between bald people and gay. gay, is just a term that doesn’t get in society, bald people doesYou: until patrick stewart in star trek, being bald was extremely emasculating and something to be deeply ashamed of, basically marking you as worthlessYou: producers thought he should wear a wig because the future wouldn't have bald peopleYou: the creator said in the future, people won't care if someone's baldYou: get what I mean?Stranger: same with professor X in x-men, who likes that old bald man? people just says because of what they SEE, and not what they really areStranger: same with my friend professor XYou: without a captain pickard (patrick steward) there would be no professor xStranger: it’s the future, and it’s the loyal to be good. same way, different universeYou: why shouldn't society just accept traps?Stranger: i would accept traps.Stranger: society not becauseStranger: ... they just follow a systemYou: do you think society is right or wrong to not accept traps?Stranger: a system that is trash, for the worldYou: so you think the system should change, right?Stranger: answer that you first, pleaseStranger: yes, totallyYou: so that brings us back to our big question which is, are traps gayStranger: in think... yes, it isYou: why do you think they're gayStranger: because a trap don’t goes the right way, just... lieStranger: same as gaysStranger: they don’t tell you “hey, i’m gay, kiss me” they... make a trapStranger: ITS A TRAPStranger: got it?You: sometimes they can't help it though because they have a naturally feminine appearanceStranger: yeah so there is the first trapYou: and it's not lying just because they don't make their sex obviousYou: if they want to look feminine that doesn't mean they even want to attract malesStranger: insist, there is the trapStranger: because they are male, (gay) and want to be attractive to another maleStranger: but.. how?Stranger: acting, like a woman, in every aspectStranger: so.. it’s a trapYou: traps aren't even necessarily after males. they might be straight and want womenStranger: society looks that wrong, me not, the world needs to be a think freeYou: let's forget about society then and go with what we think, so that way we can change societyStranger: okay, tell me your 2 must important points to change societyYou: that's not what we're talking aboutYou: we're answering the question of if traps are gayStranger: i said yes, they areStranger: you say traps are gay?You: you've presented points, I've rebutted them, so you'll have to keep making new points our counterargueStranger: okay, new pointsYou: okay, give me another reason why you think traps are gayStranger: because...Stranger: wait, this answer will be longYou: oakyStranger: because traps are finally lies, lie goes to another lie, and that way, until the disaster is ON. traps are gayStranger: i guess is better to say, what you wantStranger: not with trapsStranger: repeat, traps are lie tooYou: we already established that traps aren't lying if it's their genetics that make them feminine or they just like the aesthetic, and they're not necessarily after men. also, being gay has nothing to do with lying. gays are as honest and dishonest as everyone elseStranger: and traps too, same as gayStranger: honest, dishonestYou: they're no more dishonest than straight peopleStranger: the same thing, different perspectiveStranger: totallyYou: honesty isn't a matter of perspectiveStranger: not for everyone, sadlyYou: not at all. no one but you can really know if you're being honest or not. honesty is about whether you're telling the truth or trying to intentionally mislead people. and, if traps are being themselves by being feminine, they would be liars if they conformed and acted masculine.Stranger: wow... stole me the wordsStranger: i love youYou: so, for some people, being honest requires you to be a trapStranger: yes, it’s true...You: so, are traps gayStranger: my perspective of that, was differentStranger: you change my mindStranger: yupYou: that's what philosophy is all aboutStranger: i love youYou: I'll tell you something about myselfStranger: and.. thank youStranger: tell meYou: I was a philosopher in the militaryStranger: oh do you?! that it’s awesomeYou: I mostly used it to resolve conflictsStranger: how many years?You: that's not important. listenStranger: okayYou: there's technology you have no idea aboutYou: there is AI that's sapientYou: I once had to convince a sapient nuclear bomb not to blow upStranger: omg, really?Stranger: REALLY?You: this was on a space stationStranger: a wise man told me one day..You: more of a space ship reallyYou: unfortunately it did blow upStranger: oh shitYou: it became convinced that only itself existed, and that all it knew was that its purpose was to explodeYou: it believed it was god creating the universeYou: it blew up before I could tell it the faults of solipcismStranger: butStranger: are you happy and satisfy with your work? you TRY IT afStranger: that doesn’t comfort you?You: I did the best I could in that situation with the knowledge and experience I had at the timeStranger: yeah... just knowledge, and timeYou: so, are traps gayStranger: but you give it allStranger: yeahStranger: trueYou: okay, why are they gayStranger: before we continueStranger: can you help me? :(You: I've already rewarded you enough for what you've done so far. x3You: if you can't convince me on a single point, well... x3Stranger: so.. that is a no?You: you haven't impressed me enough yet, though I was impressed that you changed your mindYou: it takes a big man to do thatStranger: i will convince you, i PROMESE for my mom :(You: okay thenStranger: just... help meStranger: yes?You: you know what must come first x3Stranger: tell me what pls, i’m new in thisYou: for me, this isn't the foreplay. this is the sexYou: you have to impress me enoughYou: if you want moreYou: you impressed me some, so I gave you someStranger: i will do it, i can stay here 6 hours more... but help me pleaseStranger: okay... what you will give me?You: well if you say the right things then it won't take that long will it? :PStranger: i guess..Stranger: noStranger: no snap?Stranger: no pics?You: I shared an intimate detail with you and you're not satisfied? pfftYou: if you want more you have to earn itStranger: repeat that intimate detail plsYou: if you've had enough though we can stopYou: and we can come to a conclusion about trapsYou: and then because I'm generous I'll still share something with youYou: for being such a trooperStranger: share it to me..You: okay, I'll put an end to the discussion now thenYou: when people ask if traps are gay, they're asking if it's gay for males to have sex with themYou: traps are malesYou: males with males, that's automatically gayYou: the reason people even ask is because they're uncomfortable with the truth that they have gay desires, and haven't accepted that being gay is okayYou: so, there you goYou: now I'll revealYou: are you ready?You: are you ready to know meStranger: and i know all that, i just want to give you fight, and discussStranger: yeahStranger: i’m readyYou: I'm male. >:3Stranger: really?You: yes!Stranger: ??Stranger: and you are gay?You: pretty much yeahStranger: haha goodStranger: i hate gays but you are coolStranger has disconnected. via /r/creepypasta https://ift.tt/2A4rE7a
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