“My hentai has made you this way” – a high school neckbeard tale


Greetings, this is not my story, but one from a dear friend of mine whom had relayed this story to me and whose story of their time dating who turned out to be a pretentious, bigoted womanizer I am chronicling at their behest. It should be noted that this whole story takes place in Australia, as my friend is Australian, as are all but one of the people partaking in this tale.I am Eshray, I shall be your American chronicler for this story. Without further ado, Let us begin.Our story begins with Haku, my dear friend and the protagonist of this tale. At this time, they are a student at Ajuga School in Glenfield, New South Wales, very closely situated to Sydney. As Ajuga is a special school, many of the students here happen to have a wide gamut of special needs the school in specifically designed to accommodate, and Haku is no exception to this. Primarily both having brain damage of the frontal lobe, and being autistic, among other disorders that stem from either or both of these two, such as ADHD, anxiety, depression, et cetera. These will be a rather important factor later on. It had been some time since Haku had transferred to here from their previous high school, which is a whole story for another day, but needless to say, Haku has been doing remarkably better education and well-being wise since then. However, they had also gotten out of a bad relationship rather recently.During Haku’s time at Ajuga, around year 10, Haku had met who we shall call Hentaiman. An obvious joke at the title I know. While Hentaiman, a thin, lanky man bearing a scraggly overall appearance, accentuated with unkempt straight hair. And while does not necessarily fit the physical appearance of a neckbeard, it would turn out in time that he very much fulfills the role in spirit, through their personality and their antics, to put it mildly. When the two met however, Haku was not privy to these slimey traits on the outset however, and Haku initially found the commonalities between them and him relatable, and within a few weeks, the Haku and Hentaiman came to become a couple.The moment these two got together, the first thing Hentaiman did was to show Haku, who would have guessed, Hentai. During school. In the middle of class. While this should have been an immediate red flag, Haku, trying to placate to their new significant other, awkwardly went along with this. Even as Hentaiman went on to describe how he would fuck them like in the hentai they just showed them, again, in the middle of class.After a few days of trying to woo Haku with incredibly awkward sex talk in the middle of class, Hentaiman began to purchase a gamut of expensive items as gifts for his newfound m’ady. At first it was smaller things, such as a USB stick with music on it, then it was a death note ring, then it was three plushies of Haku’s favorite vocaloids, Yowane Haku, Akita Neru and Hatsune Miku. Then a Legend of Zelda themed purse, and finally, a fake diamond made of plastic, but one that imitated the real thing rather convincingly. Yet despite all these gifts, Hentaiman was unsatisfied with Haku’s reaction. As one may expect of a neckbeard, Hentaiman was perhaps hoping that Haku would immediately open themselves up to sex, and was rather disappointed when he didn’t get his wish.Yet, despite Haku’s continuous messages of not immediately wanting sex, Hentaiman, one day, decided to come over to Haku’s home, and proposed that they give him a blowjob. It was here that Hentaiman made his face-heel turn, Haku being too shy and too intimidated to say no, all the while insulting them, calling them a slut, a bitch, among many other vulgarities as he sat on their bed, and made them cave in to his desires. During this particular sorted affair, Hentaiman seemingly attempted to suffocate them as they continuously forced themselves upon them despite this being the first time they’ve performed this act.It was this moment, so soon, so quickly after they got together, Haku’s mother found out about this incident, and consoled Haku. Afterwards, Haku decided to break off the relationship then and there. Haku had seen first-hand just how slimey this man could be, seeing them turn so quickly. Yet as one my expect from an individual such as this, Hentaiman did not take Haku’s message so easily, resisting Haku’s justified reasoning for breaking off the relationship, but ultimately, after being talked down by Haku’s mother about the sorted affair, came to begrudgingly accept the message, partially. After this, Hentaiman wanted nothing to do with Haku, and vice versa.It was after this that hindsight kicked in, and Haku began to notice the signs from earlier, things that they had overlooked before, but now were becoming clear as day. It always seemed Hentaiman was disinterested in Haku, always looking at hentai on their phone at the most inappropriate of times. It seems to have even clearer than before, regardless of the blowjob incident, that Hentaiman only really wanted Haku as a sexual plaything, and did not care for an actual relationship.We conclude our story over a year after the breakup, at Afford, a facility for mentally disabled Australians to receive therapy. As luck, or misfortune would have it, Hentaiman was scheduled to come to Afford regularly. And by chance, he came across Haku once again. During a brief conversation, Hentaiman went on a tangent about how disabled people were freaks, hurling all sorts of insults toward the individuals who come to afford regularly, and to the mentally disabled in general, going so far as to bring up eugenics. Haku, none too pleased about the remarks he was making, came out to him as a genderfluid bisexual. To this revelation, Hentaiman was shocked, shaken even, before proclaiming to Haku “My hentai has made you this way”. After this, Hentaiman stopped coming to Afford, and the two never saw or spoke to each other ever again.After this whole bit of Madness, Haku would meet a fine, kind hearted American gentleman by the name of Eevee. Needless to say, Haku and Eevee’s relationship, despite the distance across the pacific ocean, would go on to last for years, and is still going strong.Apologies for any haphazardness or lack of flow in the writing, as my friend was recalling the events as I was typing this.Regards, Eshray.P.S. Haku hopes you fine folks stay safe, wary of the horrors of neckbeards. But this is reddit, I am sure you are all too familiar already.TL;DR: Neckbeard tries to woo mentally disabled person with various gifts, forces them to give them a blowjob, then a year after their breakup blames hentai for them coming out as Bisexual and genderfluid. via /r/talesofneckbeards https://ift.tt/2BGCamV

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