12-24 15:53 - 'I will personally save Japan’s population with my foreign dick. First I’ll stock up on Viagra. I’ll take it everyday for a month to get used to it and edge to nothing but illegally pirated hentai during that month (Hentai Haven is d...' by /u/izaihb removed from /r/news within 6-16min


'''I will personally save Japan’s population with my foreign dick. First I’ll stock up on Viagra. I’ll take it everyday for a month to get used to it and edge to nothing but illegally pirated hentai during that month (Hentai Haven is down oh no). After spraying myself with said Axe and flying to Japan, I will immediately get to work. I’ll strip down naked in the middle of the street. The strong aura that I emit along with the vigorous aroma is irresistible to today’s youth. I’ll thrust all of my seed into the feminine crevices of unflying potential. Soon, people will be lining up (don’t worry I’ve seen this in a doujinshi before), Shinzo Abe will personally come down and thank me for the hard work that I’ve put into the country. Once my job is done, he’ll give me all of my desires. Not sex, but he’ll run me over with a truck and I’ll be reincarnated into an isekai fantasy world where I’ll spend the rest of my days slaying goblins and fucking big tiddy elves.'''Context LinkGo1dfish undelete linkunreddit undelete linkAuthor: /u/izaihb via /r/removalbot http://bit.ly/2ELeLUh

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