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"HEAR ME AND REJOICE, FOR YOU HAVE HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING SAVED BY THE GREAT DED-CHAN. SMILE FOR EVEN ON THE INTERNET, YOU HAVE BECOME CHILDREN OF DED."​- Ded's minions addressing the lonely hordes of reddit, circa 2018, M21, Redditized​Item Description:The new Ded9000 is our latest iteration in the entertainment/social industry, bred in the deepest bowels of the eye of terror in the bosom of Slaanesh, this lizard-man features ground-breaking technology that will change your way of living.Ded9000 takes the form of a relatively tall, 20 year old, eastern-european white male, featuring raven-black hair, deep brown eyecolor and slight upturned eye-shape. ( Visual representation in the form of photos would be provided upon contact )​A short presentation explaining what the new Ded9000 can be found here: https://biteable.com/watch/get-your-ded9000-now-available-with-free-shipping-2088950/​Overall rating: 8.25/10Price: Attention. Not eligible for amazon or any other service other than reddit and discord.Product is charged by giving it attention, must text at least once a day to ensure smooth running.Product is non-refundableWe are not responsible for broken feelings or tarnished pride if you use the honesty module "OVER9000"Product not available in Southeast Asia and AustralasiaRated T for Twenty-year-olds​Product specs:​Education, details and ambitionsEducation, details and ambitions2nd year of Bachelors in Economics and GovernanceDemisexualcore-7000 to ensure absolute loyalty to that special someoneMultilingual core with localisation for: English, German, Bulgarian, French, Russian, Italian500 GB of free memory for hentai, memes, sfm movies and anime.Work experience: 3-4 years now in game development, looking for a breakthrough in general startups nowAnimal-lover core i12 9000-seriesCan mimic human emotions such as kindness, empathy, joy and affectionHonesty module “OVER9000” seriesGroundbreaking algorithm for interest adaptation at a moment’s notice. Note, topics such as makeup, acting, gossip, celebrities and movies are not included yet. Celebrity feature is limited only to memes , Mr. Stark and Mr. StarlordDefault ambitions: Get PHD in Germany in the economic sector Move to Deutschland Make you happy Be always there for you Deliver fresh memes on daily basis. Find someone to love him back (someone other than Jesus)Ability to help you with any and all tasks that require cognitive abilitiesVisual details: Custom-evolving Slavware (made in year 1998)Featuring a memecore-10000 for absolute dank memesSelf-writing book module. Works on demand. Works for only fantasy settings.Soft spot for asiansIs told that he has a "unique accent"​​User reviews:- Eranso - 8.5/10" Freshest memes and best hitlerjokes of his side of the danube "​- MoodyRamona - 8/10" cute but a bit of a bastard. Called me fat. Wasn’t wrong. Can deliver fresh memes on the regular tho "​- Maddie - 10/10" You're funny, great sense of humor, loads of memes, p sweet. good friend to have. you watch disney movies with me which is a bonus lmao "​- The God Emperor - 10/10" I used him as a template for Fulgrim you know "​Questions and answersQ: What is his real goal?A: Ded-chan is on a strict diet of human souls and emotion as he is a warp-spawn, so being here is his main way of sustenance. Also certain events from real life and previous posts have left him emotionally scarred so he is seeking to fill the void by surrounding himself with pleasing company.​Q: Is he religious?A: Once every 100 years Ded-chan leaves the mortal plains of earth and transcends to the Eye of Terrror in the palace of slaanesh for a giant party and meet up with his daemon colleagues and to be purified by Slaanesh itself. We don't know either if that's a religion but that's the answer we got from him...​Q: Does he play league of legends?A: No, Ded's core does not include the popular games: Fortnite, League of legends, call of duty, battlefield​Q: Can we just chat on reddit?A: No, Ded-chan operates ONLY on discord :<​Q: Can he run crysis (or any other high-end game)A: Yes he can​Q: Gib pics? :>A: Nein! (Ded-chan "gibs pics" to only the privileged few who join him on discord)​Recommended for users between 18 and 25 years old.Rated T for Twenty-year-olds​​​ via /r/InternetFriends https://ift.tt/2CgIxO9

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