How Chaddy Daddy stole tendies. (Dr.Seuss version)

Every Good Boy over at /r/tendies liked tendies a lot... But Chaddy Daddy who lived with Bitch Mommy, DID NOT!Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps his numer of chromsones wasn't fourty eight.But I think that the most likely reason of all, may have been that his tummy was two sizes too small.Whatever the reason, his tummy or his chromsones. He stood there in the kitchen, hating the Good Boys.For he knew every Good Boy over at /r/tendies , was busy now, gathering good boy points. "I MUST find some way to stop tendies from coming!"For tomorrow, he knew, all the Good Boys would wake bright and early. With more Good Boy Points.And they'd feast! And they'd feast! And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! They would feast on tendies with honey musty, and dewey. Which was something Chaddy Daddy couldn't stand in the least!And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all! They'd take their Japaneese body pillow to their room and they'll fap! And they'll fap! And they'll FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!And the more Chaddy Daddy thought of this tendie eating. The more Chaddy Daddy thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"Then he got an idea! An awful idea! Chaddy Daddy got a wonderful, awful idea!You're a mean one, Mr. Chaddy Daddy You really are a heel."You're as voloptueus as a spagheti. You only fap to 3d thots.Mr. Chaddy Daddy! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!You're a monster, Mr. Chaddy Daddy. Your stomach's an empty hole.Your brain is full of veggies, You've got protein powder in your soul.Mr. Chaddy Daddy! I wouldn't touch you with my thirty-nine-and-a-half centimeter peepee!All their computers and phones were dark. No one knew he was there. All the autists were all dreaming sweet tender dreams without care. When he came to the first foul smelling room of a Good Boy.Then he deleted all the loli hentai, not very handy. But if HentaiHeaven could do it, then so could Chaddy Daddy.Then he stuck his head under the reinforced bed. Where the moldy cum crusted waifu pillow had been laid ago. "These pillows, he grinched, are the first things to go!"Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Autists feast! He took the Chicken Tendies! Which he knew they would displease.And the last thing he took was the katana. In the kitchen he left nothing but a banana. And the one speck of food that he left in the house. Was a nugget that was even too small for a normie.It was quarter of dawn. All the Good Boys still a-bed. All the Autists still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled.Packed it up with their tendies, dewey, and musty. Their waifu pillows, My Little Ponnies, and their cum juggs!"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two. Then the Good Boy will all cry boo-hoo!"That's a noise," grinned the Chaddy Daddy, "that I simply must hear!" He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear.And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low, then it started to grow. But this sound wasn't sad! Why, this was the sound of autistic rage!A Good boy came flying at Chaddy Daddy with the speed of 20 Paul Walkers and knocked Chaddy Daddy over, and sat on his face."You take my tendies then you who must eat, since you take my dinner, taste Wonkas' chocolate river."Chaddy Daddy's Esophagus was filled with the Good Boys chocolate fudge until he could take it no more, but the Good Goy simply ignore, until Chaddy was done fore. And he could breathe no more.Never touch a boys tendies. via /r/Tendies

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